What about this version:
I'm all lost in The Prescription
I can no longer shop for books happily
I came in here for that special offer
A book guaranteed not to bail on me
I wasn't born yesterday but I feel that way
Each time I play from the Recommended List
I had a local back home in the real world
Unique lines and payouts never missed
I read the people who work for the RX
Take commands and act without a fear
Seeing those posts turns my stomach a reeling
That's how it's been all around here
I'm all lost in The Prescription
I can no longer shop for books happily
I came in here for that special offer
A book guaranteed not to bail on me
I'm all tuned in, I see the new adverts
They say the "Worlds Best Online Casino"
I've got my doubts having read all the stiffees
I feel empty, should just quit like Marino
The Danish kids and their confiscated Krones
Make lotsa noises seeking sympathy
Long distance scammers make long distance scams
And the RX silence makes us so lonely
I'm all lost in The Prescription
I can no longer shop for books happily
I came in here for that special offer
A book guaranteed not to bail on me
I'm all lost in The Prescription
I can no longer shop for books happily
I came in here for that special offer
A book guaranteed not to bail on me
I wasn't born yesterday but I feel that way
Each time I play from the Recommended List
I had a local back home in the real world
Unique lines and payouts never missed
I read the people who work for the RX
Take commands and act without a fear
Seeing those posts turns my stomach a reeling
That's how it's been all around here
I'm all lost in The Prescription
I can no longer shop for books happily
I came in here for that special offer
A book guaranteed not to bail on me
I'm all tuned in, I see the new adverts
They say the "Worlds Best Online Casino"
I've got my doubts having read all the stiffees
I feel empty, should just quit like Marino
The Danish kids and their confiscated Krones
Make lotsa noises seeking sympathy
Long distance scammers make long distance scams
And the RX silence makes us so lonely
I'm all lost in The Prescription
I can no longer shop for books happily
I came in here for that special offer
A book guaranteed not to bail on me
